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Kim Jong Un

Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.

Run, It's Kim Jong Un and he has a Nuke-launching minigun!

by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014

349๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kim Jong-il

The brother of Mental Li-il

hihihi, Kim Jong-il , mental li-il, thats so funny

by elactura123 November 2, 2008

99๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


kim jong un

a crack ho

trumps a kim jong un

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 10, 2019

80๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


kim hyun joong

SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE

sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD

I wanna kiss kiss....i need your kiss kiss

kim hyun joong

by kpop fan October 23, 2011

215๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simon saenal kim

The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly

Y/N: Omg its mr kim

Aiden: i know hes just so good looking

Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus

Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet

Y/N: no

Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks

Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy

by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021


Kim Jong Tune

A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.

That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.

Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didnโ€™t like โ€œLean Onโ€. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019


jin young kim

A super slick North Korean man. He usually is best friends with Clinton, however, he won't give you a Clinton. Is subscribed to Vishdafish MC.

Person A: You see the Jin Young Kim?
Person B: Oh yeah, I wish I was just like him!

by jerfo September 17, 2015