toad-lick

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

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Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

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Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

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hit the lick/hit that lick

have sex, another way of saying lay the pipe etc. Typically said by males when referring to females. Origin: Twin Cities, Minnesota.

"I'm going to hit that lick tonight!"

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bum lick

A general word that you use towards someone you hate or are mad at.

Guy: Gimme 50 cents so i can buy an ice cream.
You: STFU bum lick

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Good licks

An expression used mainly in the late 17th century to convey surprise, or other related emotions. Interchangeable with “way cool” in today's society.

Tom Sawyer: "What you got there?"
Huck Finn: "Dead cat."
Tom Sawyer: "Good licks, let me see!"

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lick it bite it

To be exact it means to eat an apple that has been hollowed out to make a pipe for smoking ganja.

Jaq: "Budgie eat this"
Budgie: "WRONG!"
Dale: "Lick it BITE IT!"

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