Rural Dictionary

Lunch Break Special

Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.

I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

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The ol' Bag Lunch

When you cover a girls face with a paper bag and proceed to rail that ho.

Ashley wouldn't shut her mouth so i gave her the ol' bag lunch and that did the trick.

by skip gunderson December 30, 2009

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Lunch Mush

A person who when you order lunch with them your order comes either 1)late 2) incorrect order 3) all of the above.

Don't order lunch with Joe he is a lunch mush.

by Mets4Life2009 January 2, 2009

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Chair Lunch Dinner

The Complete Opposite of a Bed And Breakfast

Im gonna open a chain of chair lunch dinners right across from the bed and breakfasts just to fuck with the customers heads

by Alesana6969 August 19, 2008

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Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. Soak for about 5 min. Then eat it out of said vagina with chopsticks. Add soy sauce for extra flavor.

After having sex, Shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.

"My boyfriend Jermane and I tried the chinese lunch-box, I was really into it, but now my vagina smells like beef...and soy sauce."

by A rich, rich man January 21, 2006

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