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A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
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When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
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A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
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Recieving fellatio from a male or female while he/she is on the toilet defecating; a reverse blumpkin.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend taking a shit and instead of being kicked out of the bathroom she took off my pants and gave me a wacky gumball machine!
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THE BEST FUCKING BAND TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH. A politically charged revolutionary band fueled by the searing riffs of Tom Morello, the bumping bass of Tim Commeford (aka. Tim Bob, Simmerin' T, Y Tim K, and variuos other aliases), the dramatic lyricks of Zach De La Rocha, and the awesome drums of Brad Wilk.
" GE is gonna' flex and annex the truth, NBC is gonna flex and impose their image on you, all while forcing out ears to go deaf to the screams in the South."
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Similar to the Milton Bradley game Operation, however this version is more hightech and played with your office copy machine when paper gets jammed in the hot copy machine.
The object of this game is to extract said paper or papers without getting a third degree burn on fingers, wrist, arms, etc.
Kristi is celebrating her second victory of copy machine operation.
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A young, white rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. Has had 2 mix tapes; 100 Words and Running and Lace Up. He is not famous all over the US yet, however has an extremely strong fan base in Ohio who all believe that hes gonna blow up realllll sooon.
Have you heard Machine Gun Kelly's new shit?? Its awesome.
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