Random
Source Code
Random
An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.
Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
87👍 46👎
When an individual clearly has to drop some brown, but instead tempts fate by squeezing out a series seemingly abundant farts... much like squeezing the trigger in traditional Russian roulette.
A winning participant is blessed with the gift of hilarious flatulence and clean underwear, while a loser has to deal with the unpleasantness of a shart.
Karl's totally petrified of public toilets - he ended up losing at Mexican roulette last night at the bar and had to cab it home with shitty pants. What a douche.
30👍 13👎
A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"
James: Is he a...you know...
Dave: A what?
James: An "Bum Mexican"?
Dave: What are you? 10 years old?
6👍 1👎
When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
6👍 1👎
The product after mixing cocaine, baking soda and a few drops of water, spread equally on a neat and square piece of foil, about the size of an old vinyl record cover. See also, freebasing, foilies.
Daniel: "Hold up Tyrone, me and Juan, gonna finish the rest of this here 'Mexican Crack' before we go."
Fabric: "Do what the fuck you do, S-A's."
S-A: orignating from the slang word 'ese.' Used by Latinos. Afro americans from urban areas, mainly from Texas, use this term to describe Latinos.
6👍 1👎
This term is used similarly as calling "shotgun" to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. You can only call slippery Mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat... Right as the person opens the front passenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly "slip" past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling "Slippery Mexican". After your ass is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. See "Border Patrol" in order to defend against this technique.
Friend: "Shotgun"
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*
6👍 1👎
The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .
“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”
6👍 1👎