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When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Dodgy character after a few beverages.
Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.
The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.
Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.
It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.
I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
When a child walks in on their parents having sex
When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment
the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.
bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.
usually done between 12am and 4:30am
Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go
It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.
(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH
(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)
Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!