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Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
Once this is said everyone must T-pose
Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose
Scottish term for Monkeys Forehead. The female genitalia. Fanny, cunt etc. Needing a trim.
"I went down on that bitch and her fanny admin was that bad that it was like a monkeys foreheid Sir!"
partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.
Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."
Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"
A sex position where a man and woman do doggy-style while another woman sits on the man and humps his back
(the man will have to hunch over woman 1 while woman 2 humps his back)
Monkey noises can be expressed if all party's involved feel inclined
Hey Man! I just "Monkey busted" with Julie and Susie!!!
Hey do you Girls wanna do the "Monkey buster"?
Person or persons with no reguard for public safety or disease control. Refusing to sanitize hands of wear face masks. Refer to movie outbreak for an example.
I can't believe thay ain't wearing masks in here. Total covid monkeys.
When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.