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the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit
"that kids such a dank muffin."
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N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.
Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"
Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"
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While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!
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The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions
"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"
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a muffin packed out wit ganja
me: these muffins smell good mum!!!!
my mum: motherfucka u better not b cookin any motherfuckin ganja muffins motherfucka!!!!!!!!!
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A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.
Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.
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Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.
Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!
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