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as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.
A really awesome flute player.
Wow! You are such a flute ninja!
A human being having the power to know everything about anything. They also have supper strength. They are not able to fly because no Ninjas are able to fly, thats just crazy. They are normally found with curly hair and are full blood jewish. The way you know if you've really found a real life Nagger Ninja is by them presenting legal documentation of a black belt with their name on it. Nagger Ninjas can be very dangerous, DO NOT approch them if you are half cuban and half bosnian.
OMG, i just saw a Nagger Ninja fly!
that would be a perfect example of something crazy.
The art of using face unlock on another person's smartphone without their knowledge. Usually performed by a child from some sneaky angle while distracting the parent with other matters.
She keeps using Ninja Face on me to watch that stupid YouTube channel
a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.
Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.
The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.
"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."