noob cannon

In cs (counter strike) it is the xm1014 auto shotgun(auto shotty). it has a fast reload and a fast fire rate. you can also stop reloading to fire off a round into the fave of an opponent.

OMFG! that is like your sixth kill with the noob cannon. get a real gun.

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angry noob

1. an angry noob that runs around stealing kills and then mocks your dead corpse by crouching up and down in the general area of your characters face. Meant to be an emulation of a teabag.
2. a noob that runs around constantly saying "fuck you" or "you fucking suck" every time you inflict damage upon that player.
3. a noob that comes up to you post- kill and says things like "hey bro, way to be real fucking ghey" and "i wasnt ready. why'd you come after me". This is due to a kill that is usually of someone on the opposite team.

1. 1337Haxor: Ha! i pwned your noob ass! *crouch, crouch*
2. Announcer: HEADSHOT!
ig075ki115: WOW! I can't believe your h4x! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SUX!
1337h4xor: Don't be such and angry noob...
3. whinyemobitch: I wasnt ready yet........ why'd you kill me.... *goes in corner and cuts wrists while istening to hawthorne heights*

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Noob Tube

A grenade launcher mounted on the front of a gun in Call of Duty 4.

That kid got me using his noob tube!

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noob

phrase coined by "L337" "gamers" who find it somehow incredibly annoying to be put into a multiplayer situation with anyone who has any kind of lack of knowledge about the game in question.

example 1:
"l33t" guy: dood this guy is so bad, hes gotta be a n00b

example 2:
"noob" : where is the grocery store in this level?
"l33t" guy: dude ur a noob it's over there OR: dude this guy is a noob I'm going to a different server

example 3:
"noob": dude how do you shoot?
"l33t" guy: dude F*** this game I don't want to play with this n00b

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noob

A new player to an online activity or video game.
People think it is also spelled newb. It is not!

Example #1:
Alex: Dave, you suck at halo.
Dave: Sorry, I just started playing, im kind of a noob.

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noob

1. someone who's makes a fool of them self.
2. a poser.

somone falls off the half pipe.
you: you fell off the haf pipe, you noob.

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noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

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