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I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear
He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.
Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.
The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.
"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"
"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"
Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes
The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.
1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.
Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection