Bottom Beard

Slang for a woman's chach.

This round it's men verses bottom beards.

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Cunt beard

When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs

Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard

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neck beard

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard

"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"

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manal beard

Overly long hair sprouting from the rear of humans. Both the male and the famale sex's may have a Manal Beard. The word originated by the merging of the words "Mane" , meaning the long hair found on the back of the neck of such animals as Lions or Horses, and "Anal Beard", which the name for hair growing from human cracks in their bottoms. If a person has a Manal Beard, they're hair is much longer than those who have Anal beards. This gives them disdain in some cultures (because it usually seen as unhygeinic and full of clagnuts), but respect in others (because it is seen as a wise man who has such a long beard).

1. "I have combed my manal beard this morning."
2. "He must be a wize and important man to have such a lengthy manal beard"
3. Johnny's manal beard got caught up in the shaver blades.
4. "Yuk, that manal beard is full of dangle berries!"

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Brown Beard

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.

Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!

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The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

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Conor's Beard

Reference to a large amount of hair recently removed to cause shock amongst friends. Usu. Facial Hair on men.

Dude, did you see bill's conor's beard? One day, it was bushy as a sheep, now its all gone.

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