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Eating ass on your lunch break
I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.
A diet in which you do not eat any food and only do hard labor in order to lose weight.
I gained some weight over the holidays, so I decided to go on the North Korea diet.
The only Pepsi solely sold in 2L bottles in Bulgaria.
Eww, Diet Pepsi. Buy Diet Coke inst- oh, this is Bulgaria, they had Diet Coke until 2013.
Diet Pepsi is a delicious or for some people disgusting soft drink. Diet Pepsi has 0 calories , 0% of fat , 2% of sodium,0% of total carbohydrate,sugars 0g and protein 0g . The ingredients in Diet Pepsi are carbonated water,caramel color,aspartame,phosphoric acid,potassium benzoate (preserves freshness), caffeine,cltric acid, natural flavour,acesulfame potassium. Pepsi-CoLA
I just got a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi
Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.
Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."
When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week
Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately
A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.
He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost