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a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
He is a famous rapper.
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
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A complete jackass.
He is the exception of Williams.
He is full of shit and spouts it around himself at any given time.
Do not go near this specimen of a William, they are considered extremely dangerous to your health and can have stupidifying effect on you.
Mitchell: I met a William yesterday
Richard: cool! How’d it go?
Mitchell: it was the pretty rare Jones type though
Richard: oh no! You should see a doctor immediately!
Or
William: hey I’m william. William Jones
Nick: GET AWAY FROM ME!
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Nick Jones is the coolest kid in all of Orange High School. He's a ninja with a jewfro. He plays the saxophone and is king of calculator programming.
Person 1: Nick Jones...
Nick Jones: Yo.
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the wicket-keeper for england's cricket team
me: gee, geraint jones, you sure are a shit wicket-keeper.
him: why thank you for telling me, i didnt know that, because i always thought i was cool even though i cant catch a cricket ball. now i think i'll go and have anal sex with a dog.
me: okay then, have fun.
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Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.
Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.
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a famous rapper who likes to repeat his own name.
a man who knows all. if you have done it, he has done it better and HAS PICTURES TO PROVE IT! someone who has lived in NEW York, backpacked across Europe alone when a war broke out, can kick anyone's ass. He's afraid of no man and no beast and he will use his firefighting apparel and equipment to do so. Mike Jones enjoys popping "the question."
Mike Jones knows someone who is better than Roger Federo at tennis...he serves 80 miles an hour.
Mike Jones can take any cage fighter.
Mike Jones knows how long it takes to get from Cleveland to Cedar Point. He has never been there.
Mike Jones just published a book, "My Corrections to the Dictionary."
Mike Jones is the best firefighter there is. He has never fought a fire.
Mike Jones had a boner once. No one noticed.
Mike Jones doesn't have to eat. But he does it anyways to be cool.
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much like daniel cambell, neville jones is the second largest crackhead in surrey, his love for the cock is much stronger and can often be found whoring himself behind bus stops for smokes. neville's are rarely seen in the wild and may require a trap using smokes as bait to be seen.
damn that neville guy smokes everything....just today he has smoke 15 dubes, 8 poles and about an 80 rock while i waited for me bus
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