professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

Beaver Creeking

When you snap a twig off a tree and rub it between you vaginal lips until it’s sharpened to point.

Martha really wanted to try something else other than just the pleasures of the flesh. She went into her backyard and snapped a twig off of her favorite fern tree. She started beaver creeking it between her lips until it was sharper than a half eaten candy cane.

Oakville Beaver

(N.) 1. An inflammation of the female genitalia due to poor hygienic habits like neglecting to shave the outer regions of the vagina.

2. A very hairy vagina

3. Being from Oakville or an attraction to Oakvillian women and their beavers.

Example: “Ow! I think I have Oakville Beaver, I should have used a razor!”

Example: “How was it with the chick last night?”
“Oh no dude! She had the Oakville Beaver!”
“Bummer man! Did you find your way out?”
“There was so much hair!”

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beaver leaver

1. Term used to describe a man declining the opportunity of scoring with a woman.

2. Term used to describe a man acting timid towards an attractive female.

One friend says to another on a night on the town: Get in there man, don't be such a beaver leaver"

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Beaver Dam

1.a kotex or tampon
2. extremely deep camel toe
3. an EXTREMELY uptight virgin

I would have fucked her last night,but she had a beaver dam.

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bearded beaver

A Pussy that has not been shaved recently, thus making it furry

Wow, Jason Hua's mum has a nice bearded beaver!! She is hell cheap too!!!

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beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

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