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The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.
Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?
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A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing.
Last night, I called my best friend Becca. I just had to tell her about my dutch moment at last week's party.
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The fecal mustache left behind from a rimming session with a less than thorough butt wiper.
Nice Dutch Mustache, have you been with Crusty Suzie again?
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The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.
Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.
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Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.
Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.
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To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.
I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up.
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While giving the act of a dutch rudder, the male ejaculates onto the females forehead, giving her a cum tiara....*the equivalent of a pearl necklace, but a pearl tiara. :)
alexis was holding harrys arm and moving it up and down whilst he was holding his penis...he then ejaculates onto her forehead...making a beautiful sparkling tiara...what a great dutch princess!! :)
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