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When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.
The act of using the nose to place panties to the side to access the genitals. Much the same way a pig would search truffles.
“I was truffle nosing my girl and gave her oral pleasure”
that one persons nose that is shaped like a large ass penis dick. like the tip just be hanging on the end like a dead end of a peen tip. bruh <— like that. look it’s circumcised!
girl; her nose lowkey looks like a circumcised penis.
girl2; yeah for sho she be lookin like a rat lol
girl; right she should cut that shIit off what a penis nose.
When you swap some cocaine monkeys gear for Creatine and watch him ram it in his face.
That dumb fuck snorted so many Nose Roids he'll be doing push ups with his nostrils
When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.
Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.
When something online is fun enough to warrant a response but you're alone in your room and laughing is excessive so you exhale lightly out of your nose.
*Watches video of sneezing panda*
*nose puffs*
The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.
The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..
The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.
"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"