When you beat your dick like it owes you money.
Yo, Matt hid in the portajon and pulled a straight Mob Hit on himself!
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A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.
"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."
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The act of using a cut up USB cable plugged into a device like a computer in order to hit a 510 thread cart. It tends to hit pretty strong.
Adam: Damn bro, my battery's dead and I forgot my charger
Bret: Don't even worry about it, I got a wire right here
Adam: Sweet, who needs a battery when I can just hit the wire.
Critical hit. Used in the terrible translated Vietnamese version of Pokemon Crystal.
Croc SCRAAH!
HIT TO KEY!
Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.
Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.
When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.