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nut napkin

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.

You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....

by jimmycakes April 28, 2016


soggy nuts

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.

Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx

by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017


Puss nut

A person who is acting like a complete weak ass bitch/asshole.

Wtf he did that to you, he's such a puss nut.

by Buttnugget246 March 12, 2018


Nut Custard

Male ejaculate, jizz.

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019


Rooster Nuts

A very low hanging scrotum so low the testicles are nearly sat on constantly

Damn your brothers rooster nuts are hanging out of his shorts.

by M T Cross March 11, 2015


nut strut

hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.

last night i did the nut strut and grandma almost had a stroke when she saw my testes a danglin'!

by jesstre November 8, 2006


Infinity Nut

The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.

I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...

by ThatAirlineFood April 8, 2018