Thanks Obama

Used to blame America's increase of problems on ex-President Obama.

Guy1: “$115b for illegals! And they get free shit out of taxpayer pockets!”
Immigrant: “Thanks Obama! You know worked my ass off to get a job in America, get a job visa, apply for citizenship with employer approval, wait 5 years on green card, and have to pay my taxes while some dude crosses the open border and gets free Medicaid, food, shelter, water, and other shit.”

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obama crackers

A type of creeping insanity that overtakes messianic and / or dictatorial heads of government.

A combination of the name of U.S.A. president Barack Obama, who appears ever more likely to be a suffer of mental illness, and the slang phrase for insanity " animal crackers."

It is difficult to decide which head of a government is loonier, but Mugabe and Ahmadinejad are clearly obama crackers.

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Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

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obamas dick

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas

Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.

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Obama

THE ONLY PRESIDENT THAT AMERICANS REALLY LIKED. AMERICA'S EX-BOYFRIEND

P1: "Why'd you vote for someone else?"
P2: "Cuz I like Tru-"
P1: "OBAMA SAVED LIVES, OKAY!?"

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Obama Landslide

A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.

Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.

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Barrack Obama

Black Jesus

Possible candidate for antichrist

Who is the greatest person ever? Jesus? No, Barrack Obama.

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