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An award show full of sob stories, nothing but fake phonies and fools. Fools who get Oscars for doing nothing.
Person 1: I watched the Oscars last night, they were awesome. So many things I cried about
Person 2: I can't believe you'd watch the Oscars, they are so bad and full of sob stories that attract the attention of people for votes.
The meaning of Oscar is when some one wants to suck on your eyeballs and put curry on your hair and munch it while it’s nice and spicy
Person 1 wassup
Person 2 let’s have some Oscar
Oscar is a bad boy. In the sense as he is bad at everything accept playing Rugby. Oscar has a averge IQ of 10.5. A Oscar is a person that you want to have in your life as he will always have your back as long as you can convince him that the person you are against is playing Basketball in Uppsala.
If you Oscar then you play Rugby. It is that simple.
The most charming smile ever with great personality. Handsome with black/brown curly/wavy hair and light brown eyes with long lashes every girl envy’s. Super cute and knows how to make a girl laugh. They know how to make their gf smile, even when she's feeling sad. Loves food, as well as cooking. Always up for whatever even if it's illegal. Also has amazing DJ skills and likes all types of music. He is a hard worker and loves to make money.
He's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him.
Doesn’t settle as he waiting for the perfect girl to stay with forever. If only he was smart enough to realize how much he is liked, then it would make some very lucky girl happy and even happier if he liked that one girl back. Knows how to kiss good and is a great sex partner.
Has a very big imagination. He may seem a bit intimidating, but is very friendly and lots of girls fall for him. He is strong, fit, happy and at times is dumb, but when concentrating is very intelligent. He can be sarcastic at times, but will always make you laugh. Oscar is the guy that jokes around and loves to play around with his friends. He’s a great kisser, amazing in bed and an incredible lover. Oscar is loving and will never cheat on you.
So if You have an Oscar remember to never let that Oscar go. Marry his asssssss like tomorrow.
Who’s Oscar?
Fricking wierdo that has no friends, he has friends like Charlie and Cady but nothing else because hes gay
Oscar is an all consuming pit of me (I know I write bad reports it’s my job).Everyone gives him attention and eats it all up like he hasn’t had a meal in a week he even sucks it up like noodle on chopsticks.You should know that popularity doesn’t make you cool it’s kindness and I have been through a stage from nice to bad and I have regretted it ever since.So to all my readers out there please please know that you are perfect just the way you are 👍🏻. Yours truly galaxy x
Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.