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When you cum on the floor and make the bitch lick it up.
I heard she's into some kinky shit.
Yeah I heard she liked floor gum.
Don't enter unless you want to end up drunk and pacing all the over the place listening Slavic hard bass!
Let's go get messed up on N floor with Bezzy Boo Boo
When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.
Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there
When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor
p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!
When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out
Oh no megan is floor foxing again, last time she did she would not stop talking about fox supremacy