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A walking wank is for the bored gentleman who is in favour of getting naked in ones home and choosing to masturbate whilst travelling from one room to another.
This is an activity which is not always understood, but however seems to be attracting attention from various specialist websites.
Its not known how many men take part in this but it is suspected that it is in the high numbers. it is a solo activity that is usually done in the absence of a partner who, for example, is away from home or at work etc...
It is reported to give the gentleman a great sense of freedom without having to go the whole way towards perversion and lewd sexual acts...
it is unknown whether this is a gateway practise that may lead to a more serious deviant behaviour which is known as a WWW (walking Window Wank)
"great, she's away, time to stick on the nina simone tunes and have a walking wank"
or
" i just walked in on him naked and prancing about laughing, he told me he was feeling great and enjoying a walking wank"
When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.
"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"
When you have an awkward boner and cannot keep it in your pants any longer and there isn't a bathroom near by, so you whip it out and pretend you're taking a piss but secretly wank in the bush.
Dan: "Liam mate are you having a wank in the bush?"
Liam: "Na mate just taking a piss, being holding it in all day!"
The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls
I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon
When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook
John Smith is a status wanker
John Smith likes this
When you're revising surface anatomy and you see boobs which causes you to go on porn and wank.
"I had to revise last night but it just led to a revision wank"
Shit Wank is an Australian record label who specialize in esoteric music genres, including speedcore, terrorcore, chiptune, shitcore, noise, horrorcore, and breakcore. They are more predominately known for making harsh music with highly suggestive and nsfw album art and extremely innapropriate and vulgar lyrics, resulting in an 18+ only website fo their label.
Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.
Have you listened to the new albums released by Shit Wank?
No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums