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When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
1-When your crotch gets so hot and sweaty during the day, your underwear starts to turn tan. More common in grown men.
2-When you put someones face in your crotch.
1-He has quite the crotch oven.
2-SURPRISE CROTCH OVEN!
The act of aggressively fucking an oven until your cock turns red
“I love doing a good old fashioned oven smash”
During WWII, slang for the Nazi's who operated the giant crematoriums to murder jewish people en masse.
Her father was an oven burner during the war.
When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
A large letterbox-shaped hole in an internal wall found in swingers clubs. The human 'pizza' puts their upper body in the hole lying flat, leaving their naked lower body dangling down for any passer-by to do what they want with. An activiry for submissives.
My fuck-pig is in the pizza oven if you want a go.
When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.
"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."