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A small suburban town with nothing to do, people refer to it as a "hick town" but that is just because they are dumb and ill informed and are actually thinking of placerville.
im boring because i live in cameron park.
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A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?
I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!
A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.
For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick
When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane
Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you
Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.
"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"
Me:Sunghoon is possibly one of the finest figure skaters ive seen
Friend:Same
Me:Stay away from my man
Park Sunghoon is Amazing
(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.
A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.