A Security Supervisor that is lazy and doesn’t do shit while getting paid $24/hour. Parker is also a sissy boy who doesn’t like confrontation.
Damn bro, did you know that Parker wolcott got a raise for doing nothing?
A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.
Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!
Who is that?
Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.
a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child
Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU
when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"
i don’t know who this man is!
person 1:have you heard of this random guy called peter parker?
person 2:no who the hell is that?