The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.
"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
Having a meltdown while eating a burger.
Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.
a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.
Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."