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How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
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When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.
Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.
This resembles pearl earrings.
Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?
Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!
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Pink n’ pearls is a secret society that only the finest Saint Mary’s School girls are invited to join. Their mission is a secret… hints the secret society. Started by a few pissed off girls, it is meant for revenge. All one needs to know about them is you better not mess with a girl who’s a member b/c you will endure the raft of the entire society. ** Boys watch out pearls will not have their heart's broken.
You’ll never catch a pearl with out her SMS ring and her special equipment.
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The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.
Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.
The sequel to the box office shit hole Pearl Harbor. It stars Ben Affleck and is set in the year 2120. He is brought back to life to fight off the second attempt to bomb Pearl Harbor and stop doctor robotnick from unleashing his evil minions upon the world.
James "Hey are they going to make a sequel to Pearl Harbor 2?"
Chris "Shit your pants!"
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Used on message boards when someone posts a topic that has been recently posted by someone else.
See also GBPH.
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?" - Animal House
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After completing a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah in Hexic for the xbox360 you then have sex with 50 girls in 2 minutes, only sticking your dick in 49 of them. On the 50th you cum on her face while yelling "Grand Pearl Pooh-bah bitch!". Similar to the Sassafrass method (see Sassafrass).
The only way that geek Peter will ever have sex is if he completes a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah.
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