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Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.
"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"
This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .
Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...
Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.
They tried the Hungry Penguin yesterday at the park.
Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.
Levi is such a penguin pecker!
Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’