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Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle April 7, 2018

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Prius pocket

A neighborhood where you can count three or more Priuses (Prii?) in consecutive driveways or parked out front if it's a really urban Prius pocket.

Honda Insights and Ford Escape Hybrids can be substituted for Priuses to meet the minimum threshold of three.

We accidentally drove through a Prius pocket, but the green zombies were all inside their solar salons and did not attack our 8 cylinder lifted pickup truck.

by Jay Langley February 12, 2010

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pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

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Pocket Adventure

When a girl reaches in a guy's pocket and plays with a his dick

"I heard Anna gave Jimmy a pocket adventure in physics class!"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

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Pocket Parrot

Pirate for cell phone

"Argg matey me pocket parrot be squakin"

by gbtj October 26, 2009

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dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006

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Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals

i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket

by jonny64325453645238 October 15, 2010

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