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When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.
I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.
A time when 'friends' on facebook agree to stop poking, usually when both the parties are bored of it.
Rahul and Akshay agree for a cease-poke.
a sex term. It is Pronounced just like it looks. To "poke the pope" is to have sexual intercourse with a large or fat man. how the term came about is unknown.
She's going to poke-the-pope tomorrow over at her friend's party, despite what she may have said.
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when ur playing pokemon go and a fit girl walks past, so to not seem like a nerd u pretend to scroll and put ur phone to ur earand act like ur speaking yo someone famous
lonner: quick shaniqu is coming
lonner2: get out ur poke phones ladz ;)
Poked is a term to refer to being stabbed in Toronto slang (maybe elsewhere). Pokes is also a term referring to a bladed/pointed weapon.
(I hope this helps some people when living or visiting Toronto. My best ways of surviving a knife attack is de-escalating if possible, giving a robber what they want; your items can be replace and gotten back not your life. NEVER get caught in a corner, run or get to anywhere people will see you, hear you whatever. AND IF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK FIGHT DIRTY. MAKE IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO LET THEM GET YOU GETTING TO SAFETY IS TOP PRIORITY. P.s. This is Canada if you feel your life threatened you can take whatever steps needed to make sure YOU are ok. Don't be afraid to fight back)
Stay safe.
Example 1
"Keep fucking with me I'll leave you poked up."
"You want to get poked?"
Example 2
"Get you pokes ready."
"Where's my pokes at?"
Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.
Similar to don't poke the bear but better
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"
When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.