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Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 31, 2024


she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 12, 2017


Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009


poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013


poke a monk

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022


Pokity-poke

The action of using an index finger to press almost into something, but stopping just shy of actually making contact. It’s an almost poke...a pokity-poke.

John flinched because Paige gave him a pokity-poke over his belly.

by Pokeman12345678 January 21, 2019


Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it

I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes

by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023