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When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.
Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.
When trickery is used to get you in a situation that turns out to be far different then was advertised.
My friend invited me to dinner at his home and then ambushed me with a Cutco Knives presentation.
"My friend sneak pooped me into listening to a multi-level sales pitch."
One who enters a group gathering, such as a party, to then leave the largest, smelliest poop; climb out the window, and re-enter the party.
Josh went to the bathroom only to find their had been a poop terrorist attack.
when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.
Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.
To ruin something fun for someone else.
"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."
See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.