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A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.
potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead
timmy: get a social life
Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.
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a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats
elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio
hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses
person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
A mixture of tobacco and marijuana in a bong toke. for most potter smokes its more tobacco than weed. L0L
potters r Life for Cig smokers who want to smoke less darts.