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grundel punch

the act of sneaking up behind a man dropping to your knees and uppercutting him in the back regrion of his nut sac, at the same time yelling "GRUNDEL"!

"GRUNDEL Punch!!!!"

(poor soul)- "what the...." drops to floor

by how'sithanging101 June 12, 2009


Predator Punch

Predator Punch= Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's the drink that the statutory rapist always brings to the scene of the crime in "to Catch a Predator" on T.V.

I bought a six pack of Predator Punch little girl!

by daverinodave June 11, 2013


Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 28, 2018


Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

by Bigbuckferret August 27, 2008


crescent punch

a punch to the balls, given to a deserving douchebag. in a motion similar to an arc, or crescent.

While waiting at an intersection, I noticed that a douchebag runner was running in place next to me to keep up his heart rate. I gave him a crescent punch.

by diddymane January 27, 2011


glitter punch

He act of cunt punching Ke$ha.

Harold was with Ke$ha until he glitter punched that bitch!

by Glitterbitch December 29, 2014


Nappy Punch

The act of either

1) getting punched by a black person or
2) punching someone for no apparent reason

Yo check it out, Toby just nappy punched gilby.

by wink6311 January 14, 2010