Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.
"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."
A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.
How did you land a Randy Scandi?!
WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!
Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.
when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy
Persons that never make time to go fishing. Simple minded person that can’t get their priorities straight
My friend is being such a Randy Thorne , I’m always stuck going by myself.
swinging like a boss while keeping it tight and hitting for the quick money, long and short, to pocket up high and in the rear.
The Randy Phinney: Man, I pulled the ol' Randy Phinney off last week on a tip for a quick in and out hat trick turn around, then I went out and banged a few strippers on boat. Now I'm broke with Herpes.
A extremly beutiful girl who has been through so much but know one knows she is extrmely smart but has bad grades because she cant consitrate because she misses her dad
Wow I miss my Randi Beaty so much
Ya I know I should ask u out
The 1st person in the world to drop the soap.
Randy Donack droped the soap and liked it.