An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
Just an old man living inside a high school band hall after talking about kissing his cat and liking it
Tim: Have you heard some random shite today.
Jim: I did, some old dude yelled that he liked kissing his cat or some shite!
Tim: Yep, that a classic Randy Taylor}.
Jim: Damn, mate.
Is a guy who's always horny, and act tough. He's tough tho, but inside he's a baby. He is fun to talk to, if you have Randy Dustin Williams in your life, you're so lucky. Randy is a very sweet guy who stays true and faithful in a relationship. You're lucky if you ever meet a Randy because they are the best kinds of guys out there. They're the type of boyfriends who piss you off but then won't leave you alone until they make you smile. He has a true heart and is always there for you. All of the girls that know him, like him but he only has one girl in mind. He is very cute and always has a special smell to him. If you ever meet a Randy, you will never forget him. Randy is one of the cutest guys to ever exist. He has a bit of a cowboy name but it suits him. He has a hard time verbally showing his feelings or affection. But when he does the attempt will be absolutely worth it! His strong yet cuddly stature almost reminds you of a grizzly bear! Even his hugs are great and bear-like. Overall Randy is simply the best uwuwuuwwuwu
Randy Dustin Williams is the best.
omg you're so randy today, i love it
girl 1 ; Hi, me and Randy are now together.
girl 2; omg, you're so luckyyy, i am so jealous right now
girl 3; aww i haven't find my randy yet
When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts
Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy
A man who obsesses over a female he has no chance with
“Is he really bringing her up again... he knows he’s over twice her age right”
“Oh he’s just being A Randy”