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When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).
“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”
Roast ant ginger you know because it is your day to do it! Also, you can roast them whenever else you want to throughout the year
Ginger: “Hey, why are you roasting me?”
Me: “Cause it’s national roast gingers day today!”
Ginger: “oh, ok...”
Your a loser Katie. Oh it must be national roast Katie day
Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞
“Your so annoying”
“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”
When a guy eats a woman out after she’s banged multiple dudes.
Stacy came home after a girls night out last night and I wanted to surprise her, but ended up eating a roast beef sandwich with Mayo instead! That cheating whore!
A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
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Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.
Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.
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