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Larger then life neck ass
Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)
Fuck Roman I hate that guy
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention
Ur Willy was little Roman
The hottest chill cool dude u can meet in your life! He's the sweetest friend that you can make. <33
Girl1: Omg have you heard of Roman? He's such a nice gentleman, right?
Girl2: Yeah I know! He looks like my favorite character from my favorite book too!
Roman-
The Stinkiest Person On The Earth,
Habitat-
Is Found Bathing In Pools,
Sleeps On Couches,
Bottom Of The Food Chain,
Diet Consists Of KFC & KFC Only,
Follows Robbo Who Is Alpha Of The Pack, & Always Has A 6 Pack Of Bourbon,
Is Also Referred To By Fellow Pack Members As Fart Man,
Person 1- Wats Dat Smell
Person 2 - Its Roman
Person 1- Oh Yea Doesn't He Sleep On His Couch And Stink
A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.
Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.
Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Stop being a Roman, I know you're sad.