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When you suck a fuck on ur way to heaven, it's gods dick
Man, I bet he did the reverse Satan when he died
Just another way to refer to your local ganja. Mary-Jane, dope, weed, bud, cannabis, pot, greens, or the devil's lettuce - whatever the ...hell .. you call it.
Stoner 1: Yo bro, my dealer's got a new drop of Satan's Salad
Stoner 2: Hey man, that shit's ...fire...
Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?
Person 2: No, where did you lose it?
Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event
“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”
Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!
"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”
Satan’s lap is a creepypasta that was created during the “Rancheoning Era” (August 2021 - November 2021). Created by Jake Hensen, HoggariousridderousIII and Terminator Gossamer. It is a spot on a concrete bench that has stained Ranch tar and mold believed to be a portal to hell.
“A dawg, u tryna add contributions to satan’s lap?”