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This is national short person giver tall person slap day!
They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3
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A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.
Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"
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FaceTime your girlfriend day and tell her how much you love her
Gf- do you know what today is
Bf- no why
Gf- it’s September 21
Bf- ft me rn
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This is the day a beautiful and smart person was born.
Oh yea she was born on September 2nd
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A depressing day that once made people really happy but now makes them kinda fuckin sad
Person: Oh I love september 2nd!
other person: oh go fuck yourself Latricia!
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september 29th is the day when u talk to ur crush.
you: hey. its september 29
crush: damn.
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The day when Royals are born. If you were born on this day you have a great looks and personality! Make sure to use your September 20th Birthday luck on others!
Person born on September 20th getting admired and loved
Dude: Why are they so loved? Can I have that luck?
Dudette: Well, they say people born on September 20th give their luck and are extremely loved.
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