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Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 29, 2023


Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022


Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019


Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020


Shart

A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time

Nessa barret sharted on her Live

by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020


Shart

When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.

When I Shart the felling of the slippery stuff that slips through into the sky

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023


Shart

Shart is when you fart and a poopy slips out onto the floor

I just sharted

I love when I Shart and the poop is green and lumpy on the floor

by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023