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When running late for work and you only have time to wash your PDA (Pits, Downstairs, Ass).
Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?
Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.
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A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone
Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower
A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves
"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"
A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"
When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.
Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.
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Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.
Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.