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When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.
Your dad is such a Simon's Dad
Simon Hutsie is an alpha man. He gets all the bitches turned on. Even your mom, and your dad. He also has made a lot of profit in BitCoin and he owns a lot of horses for their semen
hey yo, is that a Simon hutsie? I could never get him
Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
Human god, fittest man you ever going to meet , great at teaching, most calm person ever be like Simon Tall
I wish I was like Simon Tall
The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.
Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.