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six-pack abs

Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion:
(1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer.
(2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.

I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018


Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.

"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"

by Kraizk April 16, 2013


one-o-six

A booty call.

I gotta go meet up with my one-o-six.

by Phatastic August 18, 2003


Six Flags Day

A day that starts off great, but then just crumbles and becomes a total mess.

Wow, that was one rough Six Flags Day

by Airtime Grills April 2, 2021


dirty six string

When after performing oral sex you have at least 6 pubic hairs stuck in your teeth.

I came up for a breather playing a tune on a dirty six string

by BoBoDred May 29, 2019


personality of a six pack

Combination form of a Jock and a Douche.
Egotistical, arrogant, self serving individual.
Must be the center of attention at all times.
Relies on their looks to get through life.
Freeloader extraordinaire.
Will lie to achieve their goal.
Has had everything (for the most part), paid for or given to them.
Looking for an easy life without putting in the effort to earn it.
Expects everything without offering anything in return.

Most Dropouts Have the personality of a six pack.

by LostinYonkers July 19, 2014


Six-Fingered Jose

When a woman is fingered by three men in a Mexican restaurant.

I heard Brenda went to that new taqueria on Cinco de Mayo and got a Six-Fingered Jose after a pitcher of margaritas.

by John Boova III August 23, 2022