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sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023


sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014


Sloppy Sandal

When a man inserts his foot in a woman's vagina for sexual purposes.

After I gave that chick the sloppy sandal I slipped on the floor and hurt myself.

by Ihatemakingnewnames March 8, 2020


SLOPPY OKIE

Where one man pulls his erect penis from a sloppy cum filled pussy or ass, then takes said cock and rubs your partners face with the sloppy cock!

She's going to enjoy that sloppy Okie after it dries.

She asked for a dirty Sanchez ,but got the Sloppy Okie instead!!!

by Sir Pokes-alot April 1, 2017


Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021


sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.

"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."

by SuperSloppy September 12, 2013


Sloppy Sebass

When you break up with your girlfriend for someone else and decline that it ever happened.

Person 1: I can't believe he just dumped janiqua for allison

Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one

by broseph6699 November 20, 2019