Smash the Gammon

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.

I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!

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Smash and Pass

To find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. Also see Fuck and Chuck and Bang 'em and hang 'em

Person 1 "She's really into you"
Person 2 "Yeah but that's smash and pass material

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smashing pumpkins

A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.

the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.

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smashing stuff

the act taking evenyday objects and smashing the eff out of them via axe, sledge hammer, pix axe, or dead baby.

omfg i cant wait til smashingstuff.net is up.

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smash fruit

a term fouding in mtl that means to have sex.

It's not that hard to figure out.

-Yo are you gonna get mangled and smash fruit with someone at temple tonight?

- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.

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meat smash

Using a hammer, or some hard object to repeatedly smash your dick and balls.

dude, I'm still sore from that meat smash.

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scissor smash

the act of preventing a lesbian from scoring sexually
lesbian version of a cock-block

Jillian: I was talking to this hot girl when Joe came and ruined it.

Sam: Wow, Joe is such a scissor smasher.

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