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A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
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When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
As When A Person Gets Tricked Or Catfished
When You (Online Date) And the person (Catfishes) You . Someone says. AW MAN YOU GOT SCHOOLED SON!
some lame shit people in NYC say kinda like "blow it out your ass"
(man says something funny) nigga, kick rocks son
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A Phrase originally from The Hilarious film step brothers
What Derek Huff says to his son in complete despair When Dale says something truly stupid. Asking if bonito fish are big ?
Dale:are bonito fish big
Tommy: Whats this guys deal ?
Derek:Ah...I dont know son
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when shitting, this dump is characterized by a large turd, followed by a smaller turd, and just when you think you may have another turd on the way, only a large fart emerges.
Wow, I thought I had a whale family on the way, but it turned out to be merely a father, son, and holy ghost!
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Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.
the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family
Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem
Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!
Guy1:What...
Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON
Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?
Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.
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