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One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
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A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"
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A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"
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When one masturbates furiously and at the point of ejaculation, pulls ones foreskin over the head to catch all the semen. Then leave it to hard, peel it off and give it to a squirrel to wear on its head.
Squirrel Helmets
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Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it
Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker
Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with
Girl 2: Same here
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When you pour hydrofluoric acid into the mouth of a dead squirrel, seal the mouth, then put helium up its butthole, seal the butthole, then put a string on its tail.
Hey dude, nice squirrel balloon, where'd you get it?
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