A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.
This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.
Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed
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when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.
You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.
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An ill band or a way to say something that someone is doing
That sandwitch was the ill status
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The status of something redonkulous, or something that takes ridiculous to a new level.
Dude last night was redonk status.
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Hey Jeff how'd it go with that girl last night?
Champion status baby!!
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Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.
Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up
Girl 2: Bum Status.
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To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly
Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "
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