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Status Updater

A person who uses facebook to update meaningless, mindnumbing shit about their day which no one cares about.

This person usually has little friends on Facebook, because he/she is constantly being deleted from other people's friends.

Man, Ryan really is a 'status updater' i'm gunna delete his ass, he's taking up my news feed

by kinger22 June 20, 2011

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man status

when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.

You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.

by Man-status agent September 13, 2009

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The ill status

An ill band or a way to say something that someone is doing

That sandwitch was the ill status

by holiluya June 2, 2006

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redonk status

The status of something redonkulous, or something that takes ridiculous to a new level.

Dude last night was redonk status.

by skatendestroy October 14, 2007

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Champion Status

Another term for anal sex.

Hey Jeff how'd it go with that girl last night?

Champion status baby!!

by hobbitking January 29, 2011

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Bum Status

Where something is not right. When something is out of order. Something a bum off the street would say or do. Being clumsy. In the middle of nowhere. Not fitting in. When something is incongruous. Or when something is displaying bum like characteristics.

Girl 1: Aghh that shirt that I wanted is on the ground and I'm to lazy to pick it up

Girl 2: Bum Status.

by EpicPErsonEpicChinChinGreen February 16, 2012

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Crane Status

To play excessive amounts of halo to rank up quickly

Boy: " Hey man your a LT. Colonel grade three already?!"
Other Boy: " Yeah man I had to rank up"
Boy: " CRANE STATUS!...fag "

by Steven Crane October 14, 2010

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