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One who copies Caneron Dallas and has no real fans, cause he can't sing for shit.
Also known as: Ew Wtf?
1: Ew it looks like What's his name
2: you mean Jacob Saggytits?
1: yah, that one
3: DONT HATE ON JACOB SARTORIUS!
1: that's not how you say it. It's saggy-tits
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"don't you just love the reggae singer Jacob Miller?!"
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Some kid who got famous for basically nothing whose haters are ten year old boys or fifty year old men and fans are six to eighteen year old girls who will choke you to death if you talk anything bad about Jacob on social media.
Girl : I love Jacob Sartorius! I can't wait to meet him and finally be his girlfriend!
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a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it
"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."
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A butthole.
"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."
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A mediocre teenage white male that says corny things that teenage girls love and adore and makes musical.ly's but is stiff in all of them and appears at magcon singing ABCs to teenage girls while they're singing along.
"Give me an example of mediocre."
"Jacob Sartorius."
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An "Uncle Jacob" is any Snowflake white male that is drowning in white guilt and will suck up to any minority to speak out negatively against white people. This individual lacks any masculinity and will join a cult organization like ANTIFA in a feeble attempt to prove his manhood because he is too weak to stand as an individual and can only find bravery when in the presence of a group.
He got on his knees and washed the feet of BLM protesters like a good little Uncle Jacob.
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